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Political Ad:
The following is a paid political announcement. Elka Ostrovsky *seems* like a sweet old lady, but how well do we know her? We know she's been in jail. We know she was married to the mob. We know she lives with three single women. What's that about? Is this the kind of person we want approving appointees to the Municipal Utilities Commission? I don't think so. Vote Jim Powell for city council.

Councilman Powell:
I'm a disabled African-American Ohio State football hero, and I approved this message.

Nate:
Elka, as your campaign manager my first job is to go after this guy and all of his vicious, ridiculous, embarrassing lies!

Elka Ostrovsky:
There's just one problem. All that stuff is true.

Nate:
OK, we'll just add that to the equation. You now have a point zero zero one percent chance of winning this election.