Hot in Cleveland2010

[last lines]

Melanie Moretti:
What's wrong, sweetie?

Victoria Chase:
Apparently, years ago, when I didn't think I had a chance in hell of getting nominated for an Academy Award, I signed a rather unusual contract with the Mrs. Ladypants people. I have to wear... a Mrs. Ladypants... absorbent gown to the Oscars. Now with crystal litter-box technology.

Elka Ostrovsky:
You're gonna wear diapers to the Oscars?

Victoria Chase:
It's not diapers. It's an absorbent gown!

Mitch:
Well, look at the bright side: you won't need a seat filler if you have to go to the bathroom during the ceremonies.

Melanie Moretti:
[laughing] You're very funny.

Victoria Chase:
So what am I going to do?

Melanie Moretti:
You're going to celebrate. We're all going to celebrate. Honey, you could win an Oscar. And, Elka, you could win election.

Victoria Chase:
You know what? Melanie is right.

Mitch:
She's beautiful too. Somebody else talk.

Victoria Chase:
Yeah, I will. So here's to everyone getting exactly what they want.