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Melanie Moretti:
[at the airport] Anders, Joy and Victoria told me everything. But, before you get on that airplane, I really need to tell you how I feel. You are the biggest [metal detector beeps] . You [metal detector beeps] cheated on me while we were married and then you used me to cheat on your [metal detector beeps] fiancee because you don't know what [wand beeps] you want. You are a selfish [wand beeps] who doesn't think about anybody else but himself, so you know what? You can just go [wand beeps] yourself!

Eleanor:
Really saw that going another way.

Melanie Moretti:
[stumbles walking away] Ooh, puppy-tails!