Hot in Cleveland2010

[first lines]

Victoria Chase:
Well, thank God Wilbur's present arrived from France in time for his birthday. What did you always dream of having when you were a little girl growing up in Poland?

Elka Ostrovsky:
Food.

Victoria Chase:
But a close second must have been... an eighteenth century beaux arts marionette theater.

Joy Scroggs:
Oh no, the instructions are in French.

Elka Ostrovsky:
What's French for 'puppets are creepy'? [Victoria has picked up a puppet] It looks just like you.

Joy Scroggs:
There is a resemblance.

Victoria Chase:
What? This freakish creature looks nothing like me.

Melanie Moretti:
[Melanie enters] Hey, where'd you get the Victoria puppet?