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Agent Gilmore:
Special Agent Griffin Gilmore administering polygraph examination, case number two four nine eight, escape from Ohio federal corrections facility, prisoner Emmet Lawson.

Victoria Chase:
Sir.

Agent Gilmore:
Yes?

Victoria Chase:
Emmet is a Sir. He was knighted by the queen. You know, like *Sir* Elton John and *Sir* Paul McCartney. Maybe the queen is just a big fame whore and this is her way of meeting celebrities but it should count for something.

Agent Gilmore:
It doesn't.