Hot in Cleveland2010

[first lines]

Joy Scroggs:
Sorry I'm late; what'd I miss?

Victoria Chase:
Oh, we were just telling sad, bloated Melanie that Alec was right to break up with her.

Joy Scroggs:
What! That's a horrible thing to say. You're going to make her cry.

Elka Ostrovsky:
That's the plan.

Melanie Moretti:
I haven't been able to cry since Alec and I broke up, and I feel like it's all bottled up inside me. If I could just get one good cry, maybe I could get over him.

Joy Scroggs:
Got it. Has anyone mentioned that he's probably banging some hot twenty-something already?

Elka Ostrovsky:
I said twins.

Joy Scroggs:
Well, the movie's in ten minutes. Everyone says you can't watch 'The Diary' without bursting into tears.

Victoria Chase:
Oh, yes! 'The Diary' is the movie 'The Notebook' goes to see when it wants to feel sad.

Joy Scroggs:
After all the artsy-fartsy cinema Elka and I have had to sit through in our Theory of Film class, we could use a little mindless entertainment. No sub-titles, no moral ambiguity, no chess games with death.

Elka Ostrovsky:
And only good-looking people get naked.

Melanie Moretti:
Look, you guys, I'm really not up for a movie. You go. I'm going to stay here and finish my wine. I'll pay the cheque.

Joy Scroggs:
Oh, honey, are you sure?

Melanie Moretti:
Ah, don't try to be nice; it only makes it harder.

Victoria Chase:
Well, bye, Mel; sorry you're so hideous.

Joy Scroggs:
And unlovable.

Elka Ostrovsky:
Have fun dying alone.

Melanie Moretti:
Nothing.