How I Met Your Mother2005

Lily Aldrin:
[Marshall has arrived home from his job interview] Hey baby, how'd it go?

Marshall Eriksen:
Lily, this year, this nasty schoolyard bully of a year will not stop punching me in the face. How did we kick off 2011? My dad died. And now, after five months of unemployment, I just blew my dream job. Good news is, in a few seconds, I'm gonna start heaving my guts out because that's what life is to me now: just losing what's inside until I'm just empty.

Lily Aldrin:
Baby, come here.

Marshall Eriksen:
I just want to shut my eyes for a few seconds before it starts [Marshall goes to his bedroom and lies down]

Narrator:
And Marshall slept... [the set darkens and then lights up again] All night.

Marshall Eriksen:
[Marshall wakes up to find out that he hadn't gotten sick at all. In a later scene, Lily comes into the room] Lily, it's a miracle! I didn't get sick! I-I-I didn't get sick.

Lily Aldrin:
I know, baby. [reveals a pregnancy tester in her hands]... I'm pregnant.