How I Met Your Mother2005

Barney Stinson:
PJ's not some hot chick you're banging?

Ted Mosby:
No, I'm mentoring him.

Barney Stinson:
Mentoring... I mentored a young fellow once. Even made him my wingman. Then, one day, he hired an assistant to work ten feet from his bedroom who-get this-isn't a hot chick. Proving he never listened to a word I said. And do you know that young man's name?

Ted Mosby:
Ted Mosby?

Barney Stinson:
Maybe. I don't remember. Because he is DEAD TO ME! [Gets up to leave, remembers something] PJ's gonna be getting a very confusing card in the mail, along with a garment that he should by no means wear for three days and then mail back to me.