I Dream of Jeannie1965

Jeannie:
Are you not going to kiss me goodbye? [closes her eyes and assumes kissing pose]

Capt. Anthony Nelson:
Now Jeannie, remember our bargain? You agreed that this relationship would be purely platonic.

Jeannie:
Yes Master [resumes pose]

Capt. Anthony Nelson:
And you agreed because you knew that that would be the best way?

Jeannie:
No. I agreed because I did not know what 'platonic' meant.

Capt. Anthony Nelson:
It means 'friends'. 'Pals'.

Jeannie:
Oh. [clearly disappointed]

Capt. Anthony Nelson:
'Good buddies'.

Jeannie:
Well then, how about a *friendly* kiss goodbye? [resumes kissing pose]

Capt. Anthony Nelson:
Well, I see no harm in that. [Leans in to give her a peck on the lips but instead Jeannie grabs him and kisses him passionately. He protests at first but soon finds himself kissing her back]

Capt. Anthony Nelson:
[when the kiss breaks, breathlessly] You're the best buddy a buddy ever had. [Quickly exits through the door]