I Dream of Jeannie1965

Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD:
What was this genie like?

Major Nelson:
Oh, she was - um, just your average, everyday, run-of-the-mill genie.

Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD:
Of course. Beautiful?

Major Nelson:
Yes, yeah.

Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD:
Desirable? And helpful?

Major Nelson:
Yes, yes.

Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD:
Captain, that's the classic fantasy. A beautiful girl on a desert island. A girl who would do anything for you. Do you know who that girl was?

Major Nelson:
No, sir. I've never seen her before in my life.

Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD:
She was your mother.

Major Nelson:
My mother's in Salt Lake City, sir.

Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD:
I'm a psychiatrist. I know a mother when I see one.