It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Dennis Reynolds:
You'd better have a damn good reason for getting us up this early.

Frank Reynolds:
Yeah I was going over the company expense report.

Dennis Reynolds:
Those are all legitimate.

Frank Reynolds:
Oh yeah? Who spent $500 on laser hair removal?

Dennis Reynolds:
I did.

Frank Reynolds:
Who spent $1500 on a samurai sword?

Mac:
Got to be able to protect this place.

Frank Reynolds:
Who spent $5000 on a video camera?

Dee Reynolds:
See what I figured was all those crazy characters I've been creating over the years? I'm gonna take them and put them Youtube and then maybe get discovered by like a casting director.

Charlie Kelly:
Are you serious? [everyone starts arguing]

Dennis Reynolds:
But these are all legitimate expenses. Some are definitely more realistic than others. [everyone points to Dee]

Frank Reynolds:
What I bought is a business expense. What I bought is gonna save our asses!

Charlie Kelly:
What did you get?

Frank Reynolds:
I bought a billboard! [cue title: "America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest"]