It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Dee Reynolds:
[upon finding someone slumped over in a booth] Who's this?

Mac:
I don't know. I've never seen him before.

Dee Reynolds:
Well, can you get him out of here? He stinks.

Mac:
[walking over to the man] Hey, let's go. Oh my Je... oh my god! He sh*t his pants, Dee. Dee, he sh*t his pants.

Dee Reynolds:
Oh, I don't want to know that.

Mac:
[Mac groans and grabs a pool stick] I'm gonna poke him with this. Get up old man. This isn't the American Legion. Wake up! Yo!

Dee Reynolds:
What's the matter?

Mac:
He won't wake up.

Dee Reynolds:
Well, poke him harder in his ribs.

Mac:
[continuing to poke the man] Wake up old man. Wake up!

[the man falls over to his side]

Mac:
Holy sh*t. That b*tch is dead.