Just Shoot Me!1997

Maya:
Hello, all! My, what a beautiful morning.

Jack:
My, you're happy.

Maya:
And why wouldn't I be? When I woke up this morning, I looked up, and there was a bird in my window sill, and it was singing.

Jack:
Singing. That's nice.

Maya:
It gets better. I step out of my building, and a cab stops right in front of me. A clean cab with a nice driver.

Jack:
It doesn't get any better.

Maya:
Oh, but it does. I get to work, what do I see on the newsstand but the brand new issue of Blush Magazine, with my article on the cover? An article that took me four weeks to research. An article that I titled "The Lost Art of Listening", but that some one had changed to "Shut Up And Maybe He'll Love You." So thank you. Thanks for everything.

Jack:
You're welcome. I'm just happy to be part of your perfect morning.

Maya:
I was being sarcastic! I'm furious with you!

Jack:
Oh, well, I'd like to deal with this, but I have this thing in my keister.