Sarge:
Anyone... want to guess... why I gathered you here... today?

Grif:
Uh, is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?

Sarge:
That's exactly it, Private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero. We're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here is in charge of confetti!

Grif:
I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir.