Maid Marian and Her Merry Men1989

Marian:
[Robin's in prison, and he thinks Marian is a traitor. Marian has got the key to open the cell door and she is outside trying to save him] Robin, Robin where are you?

Robin:
That's *my* business, I think.

Marian:
It's me, Marian.

Robin:
What do you want? Got bored canoodling with our deadly enemies, have you? Snogged so many Normans you've run out of lipsil?

Marian:
What are you talking about? I've got the key! I've come to set you free!

Robin:
I'd rather stay in here, thank you, Miss Traitor.

Marian:
Don't be silly. [she proceeds to open the door]

Robin:
Don't touch that door! Guards! Guards! Help! There's a woman trying to set me free!

Marian:
Robin, do you really want to have your head chopped off?

Robin:
Yes, if it means I don't have to look at your double-crossing face again, yes, I certainly do. [she proceeds to open the door again] Guards, guards, quick! She's got the key in the door!

Marian:
[she enters the cell] Robin, do you really want to be sliced into more pieces than a package of garlic sausage?

The Sheriff:
[sneaking up from behind] Apparently, he does, my little vixen.