Married with Children1987

Miss Penza:
[reading from a will] "And so in legacy, I, Stymie C. Bundy, leave you, the last surviving male Bundys, is proof that a male Bundy can achieve great success. Did I mention that I never married? Well, regardless, I'm certain that you have all become successful in your own ways. Iggy Bundy..."

[Al's cousin Iggy is shown wearing a janitor's uniform, and sitting next to his overweight, expensively dressed, redhead wife]

Miss Penza:
"I'm sure you became the astronaut you dreamed of. Lester Bundy...

[Al's cousin Lester is shown wearing a street cleaner's uniform, sitting next to his overweight, expensively dressed, redhead wife]

Miss Penza:
"I'm sure you achieved your goal of becoming a brain surgeon. Eugene Bundy...

[Al's cousin Eugene is wearing a prison uniform, with leg irons and an armed guard with him]

Miss Penza:
"I wonder if you ever achieved your goal of becoming bank president?"

Eugene Bundy:
I did.

Miss Penza:
[still reading from the will] "And last and certainly least of the bunch, Al Bundy. Al, get your hands out of your pants!" [Al, who has his right hand down his waistline complies, looking very annoyed as Miss Penza continues reading] "You were always the loser. You never really had a dream. But I only hope that you had the sense to dump that wild redhead who stole my wallet."