Married with Children

Married with Children1987

11 year comedy about a man who sells shoes for a living, with his bon-bon Oprah watching wife, his ever horny son and dim-witted daughter along with the pesky neighbor and her two husbands. more »



Al Bundy:
Hey Marcy, did you see some guy dragging off my dead bear?

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy:
He's not dead you chucklehead. He just violated my Mercedes!

Peggy Bundy:
How do you know?

[Jefferson enters looking deshelveled and wide-eyed]

Jefferson D'Arcy:
Because we were in it.

Peggy Bundy:
Marcy, are you okay?

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy:
Oh, I'm all right. A little in shock and jealous.

Peggy Bundy:
Jealous?

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy:
Well, you should have seen him go and go and go. My God, if a car could smile. One thing I know for sure. Tonight, Jefferson, we're playing Buick and the Beast.

Jefferson D'Arcy:
[stammering] I... I... I... I don't know Marcy. I might need some counselling. And, I think you may have to do all the work for a while.

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