Married with Children1987

Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal:
Hi. This is Miranda VeraCruz de la Jolla Cardinal, and we are here live outside the studios of WHBZ, where some sort of pro-violence demonstration was supposed to be held. But the only evidence we could find is a crumpled copy of Penthouse magazine, and the name Al mysteriously written in the snow. So, once again, it seems the joke's on me. Ha ha ha ha ha. This is Miranda VeraCruz de la Jolla Cardinal, saying: I'd have that anchor job by now, if I had just slept with Peter Jennings instead of Andy Rooney.