Metalocalypse2006

Nathan Explosion:
Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the party. And as you all know, no party is complete without a birthday party clown. And we got one of the finest rock and roll clowns - around, so please - put it - your hands - to - you know... here comes the rock and roll clown.

Dr. Rockso:
Ooh, ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-yeah! I'm Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown! I do cocaine! Ah-ka-ka-ka-yeah!

[Murderface covers his face in disgust]

Dr. Rockso:
I hear it's somebody's birthday! I do COCAINE!

[he inflates a long, skinny balloon with a silent fart]

Dr. Rockso:
Dr. Rockso gonna make you a BALLOON bass!

[sotto voce to Murderface]

Dr. Rockso:
I seriously do... a lotta cocaine.

[he turns his back to the crowd as he ties the balloons together, then faces front again]

Dr. Rockso:
Try it out!

[he hands Murderface a Bootsy Collins Space Bass balloon]

Dr. Rockso:
Wait a minute: I think someone's outta tune!

[he twists a "knob" on the "bass"]

Dr. Rockso:
Just a little more.

[the "knob" part of the balloon pops on Murderface's head]

Dr. Rockso:
You popped a string! Ha-ho! I do coc...

[he chokes as Murderface shoves the long part of the balloon down his throat]