Metalocalypse2006

Nathan Explosion:
[Murderface is trying to write a song] Alright so let's hear it, let's go Simon and Garfunkle.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Yeah let's go Loggins and Messina.

Nathan Explosion:
Yeah let's go George and Ira Gershwin.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Yeah let's go Rogers and Hammerstein.

William Murderface:
Wait a minute, why the hell am I two people?

Nathan Explosion:
Let's go, Crosby Stills and Nash.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
And Youngs.

Nathan Explosion:
And Walter Becker and Donald Fagan.

William Murderface:
Alright alright alright, just shut up! I need to concentrate. Open strong...

Nathan Explosion:
That's a uh, great book you got there.

William Murderface:
Just shut up! Gotta think!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Yeah less thinkings more playings, come on grandpa guitar, let's do this!

William Murderface:
Fine, fine! Here goes!

William Murderface:
[playing acoustic] A million miles from nowhere, dragon lance burns hot... by the fire of a horse's ghost, a minnow would be lost... cha cha, cha changes... mm, tits, a fish, a fish with tits. Titty fish.

[Suddenly throws the guitar on the floor and stomps on it]

William Murderface:
Aw shucks! I broke the guitar! Aw nuts!