Metalocalypse2006

Prosecutor:
[Dethklok are in court for alleged "subliminal messages" on their latest album] The lyrics clearly state, "Go into the water. Go into the water. Live there, die there." And my clients all tried to breathe water and nearly died because of this underwater album by your band, Dethklok!

Pickles the Drummer:
[smugly] Why don't *you*... go breathe underwater?

[the courtroom erupts in laughter]

Prosecutor:
I suggest that it was your intention to create an album that caused destruction to human life!

William Murderface:
Suggest all you want! It won't make your weenie any bigger, you dildo licker!

[the courtroom continues their guffaws]

Prosecutor:
This band is a danger to the human race!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
"You's" a danger of putting us to-a sleep! I woulda broughts a sleepings bag, I know this guys was gonna show up!

Prosecutor:
Your Honor, we "demand" $50 million for medical bills and punitive damages.

Toki Wartooth:
Hey... how 'bout we compromise?

Nathan Explosion:
We'll give you half... of NOTHING!

Charles Foster Ofdensen:
The album clearly states, "Intended for fish only." I rest... my case.

Judge:
Not guilty!

[bangs gavel]