Metalocalypse2006

Nathan Explosion:
[backstage before the big comedy show] All right, everyone do a crappy job. Remember to hate yourselves.

Toki Wartooth, William Murderface:
Oh, yeah!

Pickles the Drummer:
Well, I *really* hate myself.

Toki Wartooth:
Pickle! You back! We think you leave for good!

Pickles the Drummer:
Bombing onstage really screwed me up. I can't even play my douchebag drums no more 'cause of stupid comedy.

Lorkey the Sailor:
Ah, you know there's only one way to fix that. You gotta get back up there.

Pickles the Drummer:
But I can't do...

Lorkey the Sailor:
But what?

Pickles the Drummer:
[fearfully] The audience!

Lorkey the Sailor:
Aye... the audience. Now gather 'round, all y'all. I've been talkin' a lot about hatred. But there's something bigger out there. Something you should hate even more than anything. And that's the audience! [Pickles smiles]