Metalocalypse2006

[first lines]

Nathan Explosion:
[into a recorder] Idea for song: 'Mur-' 'Murder'. A guy- a guy gets murdered. And eaten. At an all... you can eat buffet.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Last time I was in Finland...

Nathan Explosion:
Yeah.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Last time I was in Finland, I must have, you know, luckied about, hmm, 500 girls.

Nathan Explosion:
Oh, and that happens forever. Yeah.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Ballspark estimate. Whatever.

Toki Wartooth:
Not like it's so hard. You're in the biggest band in the world.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Women have, uh...

Toki Wartooth:
He brags about eating lollipops, he works in lollipops factory.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Women have. uh, felt the attraction to me. Hmm, you have to deal with it.

Toki Wartooth:
Oh, I'm dealing with it. Believe me. I'm holding back gallons of throw-up as we speak.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Don't do me any favors; throw up on yourself.