Metalocalypse2006

Nathan Explosion:
[the band is reviewing the mix for its new album. Nathan stops the music to think] Huh. [he cracks his knuckles]

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
[resignedly] Here we go again.

Pickles the Drummer:
[Nathan's finger hovers over the "delete" button] Okay, wait. Before we do anything drastic, let's put this all in perspective, Nathan, okay? Look. [he stomps on a pedal, bringing down a video screen]

Reporter #1:
Dethklok has spent a reported 500 million in the recording studio so far ...

Reporter #2:
[Pickles stomps on another pedal] - fan suicide rate is up, due to the album's late release - [a fan shoots himself in front of the camera]

Reporter #3:
[Pickles stomps on another pedal] - sources have corroborated that the band has recorded SIXTEEN individual albums, all deleted ...

Reporter #4:
[Pickles stomps on the last pedal] - sources say the Dow Jones decline is directly related to Dethklok frontman Nathan Explosion's constantly deleting a potential new album ...

Pickles the Drummer:
[Nathan moves his finger back to the "delete" button as his bandmates urge him not to push it] No, no, no, no, no, don't, no - [Nathan pushes the button and deletes the album] No! [everyone groans] Mmmm! Mother-douchebags! Did it again.

Toki Wartooth:
Aw, dudes, what's wrong with that one?

Pickles the Drummer:
Let me guess: not "heavy" enough? Not "tuned low" enough? Not "BRUTAL" enough?

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Dudes, we can'ts not tone it down any lower.

William Murderface:
Well, maybe it'd be better if I just killed myself, huh? Why don't you record that, huh? Would that be BRUTAL enough for ya, me being dead?

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Somebody should tells Murderface that it's not always - always about him.

Pickles the Drummer:
So what? Now we're all the way back to square effin' one?

Nathan Explosion:
Yeah, that's right. But here's what we're gonna do: we're gonna re-re-re-record it... right there. [he points to a spot on the globe in the middle of the ocean] Right there!