Metalocalypse2006

General Krosier:
All right. Let's - whoa!

[he sees Knubbler's bleeding eyes]

General Krosier:
Dear God, Knubbler, your face! What've they done to you?

Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler:
It's called "metal," General.

General Krosier:
Well, we need to know exactly what they've been up to.

Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler:
"What've they been up to?" They been up to kickin' ass and takin' names!

General Krosier:
Knubbler!

Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler:
Put that in your port, General Krosier!

General Krosier:
What the hell is going on down there?

Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler:
Dethklok is AMAZING! The album is gonna rock so hard!

General Krosier:
KNUBBLER!

Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler:
The drums ROCK! The bass ROCKS! And the guitar - ohhh, the guitar ROCKS! Check it out! CHECK IT OUT!

[he turns the music on full blast]