Metalocalypse2006

Toki Wartooth:
[the band has decided to do something about Nathan's insane girlfriend. They are standing over his bed, watching him sleep] You bastard. [he raises a baseball bat] Why you makes me do this?

Nathan Explosion:
[wakes up] Wha - [Toki clocks him over the head, and he blacks outs]

Nathan Explosion:
[later; Nathan is tied to a chair in a dark room, lit by a single bare lightbulb. Someone throws water over him to wake him up] Whoa! What the hell are you guys doing? I can't move! [Pickles slaps him across the face]

Pickles the Drummer:
[taking a drag from a joint and exhaling] Yeah... funny thing about bein' tied down... [he flicks the joint at Nathan's face; Nathan shouts in pain]... it's hard to keep your defenses up.

Nathan Explosion:
[Toki walks up and punches Nathan in the stomach; he groans] Why... are... you doing this?

William Murderface:
[rubbing a meat cleaver and a long knife together] You've been blinded by a manipulative cow. And we're here to save you. Taser him.

Nathan Explosion:
[Toki shoots Nathan with a taser] [in agony] Whooooaaaaaa! Whoooooaaa! Stop! Stop! Whoa! Whoa! Whoooooaaaa!

Pickles the Drummer:
Stop. [Toki stops] Take five on the juice, Toki. [Toki briefly shocks Nathan again]

Nathan Explosion:
[in pain] Whoa!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
[standing behind Nathan's chair] Your attitude... is unacceptable. With... wha... er... why do you like that lady?

Pickles the Drummer:
Every time we see you with her, you look like a beaten dog. [he throws his head back and howls]

Nathan Explosion:
Fine! You want the truth? I hate that lady.

William Murderface:
You hate her? And yet you are with her? Why?

Nathan Explosion:
I don't know!

William Murderface:
Toki. [Toki tasers Nathan again]

Nathan Explosion:
[in pain] Whoa! [Toki stops] It's the most brutal thing ever! It's not like regular hate! It's so much... more black! If she were a street gang, I'd f***in' go to war with her with bottles and chains! But this is different! There's nothing I can do!

Pickles the Drummer:
[Pickles punches Nathan repeatedly in the stomach] There's nothin' you can do? There's nothin' you can do? [he punches Nathan in the mouth]

Nathan Explosion:
I could possibly break up with her, but dear God, man, you don't know what she's like! What if she won't let me? [Toki c*cks a crossbow and aims it at Nathan's crotch] You're right! You're right, oh, God, you're right! I'm sorry! [he starts sobbing] I'm sorry! [he is blubbering now as Murderface cuts his bonds] I'm sorry... [he gets up, and Pickles embraces him]