Metalocalypse2006

Facebones:
Welcome to the Dethklok employee forum. Where were going to learn to "Use your motivation"! Were going to learn to be considerate at the workplace.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
I have to works with you everyday, so please, would you please take it easy on the cologne?

William Murderface:
While that hurts my feelings, I understand.

Nathan Explosion:
When you see a piece of trash on the ground, don't just stand there. Pick it up!

Pickles the Drummer:
Yea! And dont leave your lunch lying around either, it attracts ants.

Facebones:
And most importantly, remember. Death is an everyday part of the workplace. So when you see a dead body, dont freak out.

Toki Wartooth:
Wow-wee!

Facebones:
Just, ring your death bell!

Toki Wartooth:
[rings death bell]