Metalocalypse2006

Toki Wartooth:
Ah, cool, you gots a new shipment of custom guitar!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Yeah, this is uh, some designs I'm messing around with, uh, this one is, um, Swiss Army-tar. It's a good guitar for a camping trip, it's got toothpick.

Pickles the Drummer:
Yeah, good tone. What's that one right there?

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Uhh, is just an Antfarm-itar. But, still workings on it.

William Murderface:
Nice! I'd like to stand on that thing.

Pickles the Drummer:
Yeah, I'd stand on that.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Yah, and this is the Gibson Excalibu-tar, ya know. And here's my guitar made from the wood of Christ's cross.

William Murderface:
Awww, get ready for a billion e-mails. Here comes the offended religious weirdos.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
What's offensive about the most religious instrument ever?