Metalocalypse2006

Reporter #1:
[series of news reports and TV interviews] - live from Batsfjord, Norway, where over 300,000 fans have traveled to the Arctic Circle to see the legendary metal band Dethklok perform just one song.

Reporter #2:
Surprisingly, the song itself is a jingle... a coffee jingle. Never before have so many people traveled so far for such a short song.

Reporter #3:
- a coffee jingle for international coffee moguls the Duncan Hills Coffee Corporation. Is Dethklok selling out? "No!" says band frontman Nathan Explosion.

Nathan Explosion:
We're here to make coffee metal. We will make everything metal! Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity!

Reporter #2:
They're called "pain waivers." Fans are literally signing their life away, releasing Dethklok from any and all liability.

Fan #1:
My eye got tore out and force-fed to me at a show. DETHKLOK RULES!

Fan #2:
In London, some dude chopped off my fingers and threw 'em up onstage. Murderface rolled 'em up and smoked 'em! MURDERFACE!

Reporter #1:
- dark clouds have rolled in. Static electricity is in the air. W-wait... wait a minute, it's... it's Dethklok! It's Dethklok!