Mike & Molly2010

Mike Biggs:
The last thing you want to do is get on her bad side.

Molly Flynn:
Is there a good side?

Mike Biggs:
Yes, and believe it or not, you're on it. Your tires aren't slashed, no dog turds in the mailbox, and the women in her church don't think you have syphilis.

Molly Flynn:
Oh, God!

Mike Biggs:
Why do you think that amazing house across the street from her gets sold every year?

Molly Flynn:
I thought it was black mold.

Mike Biggs:
She's the black mold.