MisteRogers' Neighborhood1968

Cornflake S. Pecially:
[Mr. McFeely presents Corny with his new lathe] Fine, now plug it in. Right over there.

Mr. McFeely:
Well Corny, there's some instructions in the crate...

Cornflake S. Pecially:
No, just plug it in there.

Mr. McFeely:
I think we should read these first, because there be something you just don't know.

Cornflake S. Pecially:
I know all about these things. I saw one in a picture one time.

Mr. McFeely:
Well these machines are dangerous if you're not quite sure...

Cornflake S. Pecially:
I'm sure! I want you to plug it in and turn it on!

Mr. McFeely:
Alright, Corny, alright. I'll just plug it in right here.

Cornflake S. Pecially:
Oh boy. Is this ever great.

Mr. McFeely:
Now be careful, I'm turning it on.

Cornflake S. Pecially:
Okay... OUCH! Ow! Oh, it pinched my finger!

Mr. McFeely:
I knew we shouldn't have done this. Here, let me see your finger.

Cornflake S. Pecially:
Oh, my finger. No, go away!

Mr. McFeely:
Don't you want me to do anything?

Cornflake S. Pecially:
No, I don't need any help. It's alright, just go away! I'm alright. OH! Oh, I don't know why I wanted that stupid old lathe anyhow!