MisteRogers' Neighborhood1968

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
[ringing a bell] Attention, attention, attention!

Mr. McFeely:
What for, Lady Elaine?

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
Oh, just trying to get everybody in shape for school.

Prince Tuesday:
Can I go home now, Auntie Lady Elaine?

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
Not until you tell me what six minus four equals.

Prince Tuesday:
Six minus four? I don't know.

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
But you have to know. You can't go off to school not knowing everything. What am I gonna do with all these kids here? Now say after me. One plus one equals two. [Prince Tuesday repeats it] Two plus two equals for.

Prince Tuesday:
Two plus two equals four. Can I go home now, Auntie Lady Elaine?

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
That's all you ever want to do!

Mr. McFeely:
But, Lady Elaine, Prince Tuesday doesn't have to know all of those things before he goes to school.

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
Of course he does. If he and Ana and Daniel are going to school, they're going to be ready and I'm going to make them ready!

Prince Tuesday:
I don't think I want to go to school.

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
Of course you do. Now, pretend I'm the teacher. Now study, students. Study hard. Study, study, study.