MisteRogers' Neighborhood1968

Robert Redgate:
That's the good news, and now for the very good news.

[Fanfare plays]

Robert Redgate:
The National Bubble Chemical Company has today announced its newest environmentally safe propellant product, Spray Sweater. The ultimate protection for your precious bubbles. Until today, we've always had to knit or buy old fashioned, regular sweaters to protect our bubbles. But now, Spray Sweater makes it easy for everyone. All you have to do is put those Spray Sweaters around your favorite bubbles and they'll be safe. Spray Sweater, the absolute ultimate in bubble protection.

Lady Aberlin:
[singing] It's a fraud/ It's a fraud/ There's nothing in this can but just plain air/ There's no way that a sweater could come from there/ It's a fraud/ I tell you, it's a fraud!

Robert Redgate:
What's going on?

Lady Aberlin:
The chemical folks pulled the wool over you. Let me show you.

[Sprays a can of Spray Sweater. Nothing but air escapes]

Lady Aberlin:
You see?

Robert Redgate:
This is highly irregular.