MisteRogers' Neighborhood1968

Robert Redgate:
Robert Redgate here with an up-to-the-second report. It seems there has been some sort of mistake with the new product from National Bubble Chemical Co. , their cans of air make wind instead of sweaters. If you have a can of Spray Sweater, please don't push its button.

[phone rings]

Robert Redgate:
Robert Redgate here. You already have? Oh I see.

Lady Aberlin:
[answers another phone] Betty here. You have? I see.

Robert Redgate:
You've already let the air out too? I see, I'm sorry.

[Another phone rings]

Robert Redgate:
Yes, well thank you. Yes, you have added to the wind.