MisteRogers' Neighborhood1968

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[as news reporter] We'll have an update on that report at 11:00. The siege on Spoon Mountain grows more serious with this late breaking development: it has been learned that Wicked Knife and Fork has put Purple Twirling Kitty in chains in order to keep him on the mountain. Our exclusive Alpine News 2 footage shows the actual methods Wicked Knife and Fork used to help keep Purple Twirling Kitty in his place. It appeared at first that Wicked Knife and Fork wanted the kitty, but when we managed an exclusive interview, this is what we learned:

Wicked Knife and Fork:
I want to keep the kitty until I get Spoon Moutain. Spoon! Spoon! Spoon Mountain! Ha ha ha ha!

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So, Purple Twirling Kitty remains a prisoner. We'll have more news as it develops. And now, this word.