MisteRogers' Neighborhood1968

Lady Aberlin:
You hurt all of our feelings.

King Friday XIII:
Well, uh, what will we do about it?

Lady Aberlin:
What will YOU do about it?

King Friday XIII:
Well... I know. Handyman, do you have your ukulele handy?

Handyman Negri:
Yes, sire.

King Friday XIII:
I will need a royal uke fanfare please. [Handyman plays fanfare on his ukulele] Very good. I, King Friday XIII, do hereby make a new rule. The new rule is that everyone who had hurt feelings will now have good feelings.

Lady Aberlin:
You can't order people to have good feelings, Uncle Friday.

King Friday XIII:
I just did.