MisteRogers' Neighborhood1968

Mayor Maggie:
I'm still curious. In fact, I'm curious why Prince Tuesday's name is Tuesday.

King Friday XIII:
[a fanfare announces King Friday; Enters] No time for formalities. Did I hear someone say she was curious?

Mayor Maggie:
Yes, I did, King Friday.

King Friday XIII:
I have cancelled all curiosity.

Mayor Maggie:
But you can't tell people not to be curious and then expect them to...

King Friday XIII:
I expect people to follow rules. Farewell, Mayor Maggie.

Mayor Maggie:
Don't you want our regularly scheduled meeting, sire?

King Friday XIII:
I have cancelled all meetings today.

Mayor Maggie:
Oh sorry. I guess you won't get to see what's in here then.

[Presents a long, rolled up sheet]

King Friday XIII:
What is it?

Mayor Maggie:
Oh, um, I think that's being a bit curious, sire.

King Friday XIII:
We shall not be curious. You and your whatever-it-is, may depart.

Mayor Maggie:
Farewell, sire. Farewell to thee.

King Friday XIII:
Remember, cancel all curiosity!