MisteRogers' Neighborhood1968

Edgar Cooke:
[singing] Attention, who goes there? Attention, who goes there?

Lady Aberlin:
It's me, Lady Aberlin.

Edgar Cooke:
[singing] How are you? Your name, rank and serial number.

Lady Aberlin:
My what?

Edgar Cooke:
[singing] Your name, rank and serial number.

Lady Aberlin:
But you know my name. It's Aberlin.

Edgar Cooke:
[singing] Yes, and your rank?

Lady Aberlin:
My rank? Well, I'm a Lady. That's it, Edgar.

Edgar Cooke:
[singing] Well, no, that's not it. Your serial number please?

Lady Aberlin:
But I don't have a serial number.

Edgar Cooke:
[singing] Oh... um, please make up one then. Everyone has to have a serial number for my report.

Lady Aberlin:
Well, let's see... what's a nice number?

Edgar Cooke:
[singing] Would you like a 3? Perhaps a 4? Or a 5? Or maybe a 6 or a 7?

Lady Aberlin:
I like all of them.

Edgar Cooke:
[singing] All of them? Well then you shall have them all.

Lady Aberlin:
You mean I can be 34567?

Edgar Cooke:
[singing] Exactly. 34567.

Lady Aberlin:
Can I see my great uncle now?

Edgar Cooke:
[singing] I think so.