Modern Family2009

Mitchell Pritchett:
We took Lily on her first train ride. Just a quick trip to Chinatown.

Cameron Tucker:
I was worried she would think we were taking her back to Vietnam, but she seemed okay.

Mitchell Pritchett:
Yeah, yeah. Possibly because she was an infant when she left Vietnam. Also, Vietnam's not China.

Cameron Tucker:
Well, I had a lollipop with me, just in case.

[cut to Cameron, Mitchell, and Lily getting off the train]

Cameron Tucker:
I love that we're doing this. It's important for her to explore the city she lives in.

Mitchell Pritchett:
So much diversity. Keep your wallet in your front pocket.

Lily Tucker-Pritchett:
My shoe's untied.

Cameron Tucker:
Oh, sweetie, it is. Here, have a seat. Right here, there you go. Hey, hold Bunny.

[Cameron tosses Bunny to Mitchell; it sails past him and lands in the train]

Mitchell Pritchett:
[the train doors close] No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No!

Lily Tucker-Pritchett:
Bunny!

Cameron Tucker:
How did you miss that, Mitchell?

Mitchell Pritchett:
Mr. Conductor! I-I... what? I was Purelling! And it's me; why would you toss it?

Cameron Tucker:
Because my hands were full?

Lily Tucker-Pritchett:
I want Bunny.

Cameron Tucker:
I know. Okay, I have an idea. Let's catch the next train and ride it 'till it catches up.

Mitchell Pritchett:
They don't catch up. It's called a collision.

Cameron Tucker:
Okay, well do you have a better idea? You're the one that lost it.

Mitchell Pritchett:
No, you tossed it. He tossed it lost it.

Cameron Tucker:
Don't try to clever your way out of this.

Lily Tucker-Pritchett:
Daddy lost Bunny.

Cameron Tucker, Mitchell Pritchett:
She means you.