My Family2000

Susan:
Come on, it's just us girls, so tell.

Janey:
Nothing to tell.

Susan:
All right, OK; I was just curious, you know. I'm here, you're here, no pressure. Whenever you want to talk.

[Susan reads the newspaper]

Susan:
Oh for God's sake. The only reason why I had a daughter was to have these intimate moments. Give me something.

Janey:
OK, well, what do you want to hear? That dinner was nice, the movie was OK; oh, and he was a great kisser until he wouldn't stop.

Susan:
Stop kissing?

Janey:
What do you think?

Susan:
Oh my God.

Janey:
Oh, please mum. It's not an 'oh my God'; it could have been but it wasn't.

Susan:
What did you do?

Janey:
Well, he didn't understand the word no, so I used international sign language - heel palm to the jaw! We learnt it in PE.

Susan:
Good Lord, all we learnt in PE was how to climb a rope.

Janey:
What, in case the Vikings attacked?