My Family2000

Ben:
Where's the receipt for the new x-ray machine?

Susan:
In the file marked receipts under the letter 'X'.

Ben:
You've been tidying up again, haven't you?

Susan:
Oh thank you, Susan, for saving me so much time and trouble.

Ben:
When I put things under the tortoise, I expect to find it under the tortoise. Tidying up is just a way of controlling things, isn't it.

Susan:
If you had been a more organized person, maybe you could have been a doctor by now.

Ben:
If you'd have been five inches taller, blond, with long legs you could have been a doctor's wife by now.