My Family2000

[first lines]

Nick:
[dividing roses into two piles] One for you, and one for you. One for you, and one for you.

Susan:
Oh look; here's a postcard from Bill and Joyce. They're having a lovely time in Lowestoft. The weather's a bit changeable. Oh, you'll love this - they tried to visit the local museum, but the sign on the door said "Closed for the summer". [laughs]

Ben:
Who are Bill and Joyce?

Susan:
I've no idea. It's addressed to Mr. and Mrs. Preston across the road.