My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic2010

Twilight Sparkle:
Oh my gosh, I think I did it! If I can find a way to read The Art of Invisibility Spells, and Thornhoof's Brief History of Canterlot at the same time, that could leave me a half-hour scheduling window! Huh? [magic crackling, wind blowing]

Twilight Sparkle:
What's going on? [another Twilight Sparkle, wearing a damaged black sneaking suit, an eyepatch, a wild hairstlye, and a cut on one cheek, appears; present Twilight yelps]

Future Twilight Sparkle:
Twilight, you've got to listen to me!

Twilight Sparkle:
Who are you? I mean, you're me, but I'm me too. How can there be two 'me's? It's not scientifically possible. *You* are not scientifically possible!

Future Twilight Sparkle:
Twilight, please! I have a very important message for you from the future!

Twilight Sparkle:
You're from the *future*?

Future Twilight Sparkle:
That's right, now listen...

Twilight Sparkle:
What happened to you? The future must be awful.

Future Twilight Sparkle:
Please! I don't have much time!

Twilight Sparkle:
Is there some sort of epic pony war in the distant future or something?

Future Twilight Sparkle:
Actually, I'm from next Tuesday morning, but that's not important right now!

Twilight Sparkle:
I can't believe time travel is really possible! How did you, I mean, *I* figure it out?

Future Twilight Sparkle:
The time spells are in the Canterlot archives. But that's not...

Twilight Sparkle:
Really? Where? I've never seen them.

Future Twilight Sparkle:
They're in the Star Swirl the Bearded wing. Now, you have to listen to...

Twilight Sparkle:
Is time travel fun, or does it hurt? I have so many questions- [muffled voice; Future Twilight sticks her hoof in present Twilight's mouth]

Future Twilight Sparkle:
I have something extremely important to tell you about the future, and I only have a few seconds so you've got to listen! Whatever you do, don't- [magic crackling; she disappears]

Twilight Sparkle:
Future Twilight? Oh no! What was she trying to warn me about? Her clothes, her mane, that scar... oh, what a mess she is!... I mean, I am... or I... will be... [gasps] She must want me to prevent whatever horrible thing happens in the future! [gasps]