My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic2010

Rainbow Dash:
And then, I zoomed into the well. I knew it would be dark and dangerous, but I didn't let that stop me. Danger's my middle name. Rainbow "Danger" Dash. Thinking back on it, I acted pretty awesomely heroic that day.

Spike:
[writing everything she says] That day.

Applejack:
Awesomely heroic that day and awesomely *arrogant* ever since.

Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle:
Mm-hm.

Rainbow Dash:
Hey, Applejack. How'd you like to be *immortalized* as my friend? [grabs her closer in an awkward embrace]

Applejack:
Immorta-what? [camera clicking]

Twilight Sparkle:
[to Spike] Are you taking notes?

Spike:
Yup! I've been hoof-picked by Rainbow Dash herself, to write her autobiography!

Twilight Sparkle:
Umm, autobiographies are supposed to be written *by* the pony they are about...

Rainbow Dash:
Maybe for your normal, run-of-the-mill ponies. But I'm far too busy saving lives to stop and write. That's why I hired Spike as my ghost writer.

Pinkie Pie:
[yelps] Spike's a ghost! [she zips out of the room]