My Name Is Earl2005

[Joy has stolen a truck from the Bargain Bag store because they wouldn't refund her $3000]

Earl:
[horrified] Stole a truck?

Joy:
[adamant] Because they wouldn't give me my money back! It was a crime of principal like when Rosa Parks stole that bus!

Earl:
They wouldn't even give you a store credit?

Joy:
No.

Earl:
That doesn't seem fair.

Joy:
Thank you! Which is why you have to help me sell the truck.

Earl:
Sell the truck... Joy, that's against the law.

Joy:
Earl, this is not about the law. It's about right and wrong, and isn't that what your list is about, rights and wrongs? Doing unto others all that Robin Hood/Batman/Jesus stuff?

Earl:
Well you got a good point. The store DID do you wrong. I don't know if Jesus or Batman would sell a truck, but Robin Hood might. Okay, I'll do it. But you're not getting a penny more than three thousand dollars.

Joy:
Of course not! That would be wrong...