NYPD Blue1993

Det. Andy Sipowicz:
Hey, how's it going?

A.D.A. Sylvia Costas:
I was just seeing Abruzzo. Is that the new detective?

Det. Andy Sipowicz:
[nods] Simone, what kind of name is that?

A.D.A. Sylvia Costas:
First or last?

Det. Andy Sipowicz:
If it was his first, he'd be a girl.

A.D.A. Sylvia Costas:
Last name... Simone, sounds French to me.

Det. Andy Sipowicz:
Yeah, maybe.

Det. Bobby Simone:
[into a phone] Hey, I went through a lot of trouble getting that red cock. I don't want to argue with you! You tell Billy that he can't come around my place anymore with his blue-barred cock! Okay... thanks.

[Simone hangs up and sees everyone in the station looking at him]

Det. Bobby Simone:
I breed birds. Racing pigeons.

A.D.A. Sylvia Costas:
[to Sipowicz] Tell him you keep fish.

Det. Andy Sipowicz:
Assistant D.A. Costas, this is Detective Simone.

Det. Bobby Simone:
How do you do?

A.D.A. Sylvia Costas:
How do you do.

Det. Andy Sipowicz:
[to Simone] They gave you that address?

Det. Bobby Simone:
Yeah, she's working Seventh Avenue.

A.D.A. Sylvia Costas:
[to Simone] Must be interesting raising pigeons.

Det. Bobby Simone:
It's a lot of fun, gets you outdoors.

A.D.A. Sylvia Costas:
You guys and your hobbies.