Nash Bridges1996

Insp. Joe Dominguez:
So, ah, you're gonna let Cassidy drive the cuda?

Insp. Nash Bridges:
Yes, I was.

Insp. Joe Dominguez:
Yeah, but I never get to drive the car. A wonder how that all fits together, doesn't it?

Insp. Nash Bridges:
What does?

Insp. Joe Dominguez:
You know, you, your car, your whole attitude towards the Dominguez clan.

Insp. Nash Bridges:
What are you getting mad about?

Insp. Joe Dominguez:
Well, you hurt my feelings, all right? I mean, you may not realize it, but J.J. is actually a very decent upstanding young man. You know, God just played a trick on me and put him in a slacker's body.

Insp. Nash Bridges:
Joe. [laughing]

Insp. Joe Dominguez:
Hey man, looks are very deceiving, you know? I mean, check it out: if Ingrid sized me up on looks alone, would she have married me?

Insp. Nash Bridges:
All right, look, I'm going to be honest with you: you know I love J.J., I've always loved that kid. Cassidy, you know Cassidy - she's tough, man; she'll eat J.J. up and spit him out. I'm not going to do that to him. Or to you. I'm serious, man. I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings. I didn't mean to, you know that.