Saturday Night Live: The Best of Steve Martin1999

Steve Martin:
Hi. I'm Steve Martin. With so many celebrities endorsing cosmetics these days, I wanted to make sure the cosmetic I endorsed was very special. That is why I am proud to put my name on Steve Martin's All Natural Penis Beauty Cream. New formula. Try my new beauty cream and in a matter of weeks, your penis will be looking smoother and softer the way women like it. Because of the new formula, no more scaling. Here's how it works, just take a small ammount and rub gently on the penis for several minutes up to a half hour. You'll notice a diffrence right away. And don't worry, a slight discoloration is normal. Bob, tell us, how does my Steve Martin's All Natural Penis Beauty Cream New Formula helped you?

Steve Martin:
My next guest started using my cream by accident. Isn't that right, Dave?

Steve Martin:
Yes well thank you, Dave. Steve Martin's All Natural Penis Beauty Cream New Formula. You know it's safe. Why? Because it's tested on animals. And if you order by mail, don't worry, it's shipped in a normal brown rapper with the words NOT PENIS CREAM stamped all over it in big red letters. So pick up a jar today and remember, it's the only cream with a picture of my penis on it.