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Parks and Recreation is an American political satire television sitcom created by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur. The series aired on NBC from April 9, 2009 to February 24, 2015, for 125 episodes, over seven seasons. The series stars Amy Poehler as … more »


Leslie Knope:
And finally, we are gonna kick off the children's concert series this weekend with a performance by Freddy Spaghetti.

April Ludgate:
I thought Freddy Spaghetti OD'd.

Leslie Knope:
No, that's Mr. Funnynoodle. And he didn't OD, his drummer shot him.

April Ludgate:
Oh.

Leslie Knope:
Where's Jerry, by the way? Why isn't he back? How long does it take to fill birdfeeders?

Donna Meagle:
Maybe he fell into the toilet. Remember when he fell into the toilet?

April Ludgate:
Oh, sorry you guys. Sorry I'm late, I got confused and took a shower after I got dressed because I'm Jerry.

Ron Swanson:
[in confessional] David Myers, the Jewish guy who works at City Hall, once told me something: a schlemiel is the guy who spills soup at a fancy party. A schlimazel is the guy he spills it on. Jerry is both the schlemiel and the schlimazel of our office.

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