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Adam Rotchild Ryan:
Popita Fresh? You're humming, you're bopping... I'd say you're almost mm-bopping.

Poppita 'Poppy' Fresh:
Just listenin' to Jenny Lopez.

Adam Rotchild Ryan:
Huh. I thought she had a lower voice... and didn't sing in triplicate. I've got you, chola!

Poppita 'Poppy' Fresh:
Go to heck! I don't need to stand here listening to your ethnic slurs, biyotch.

Adam Rotchild Ryan:
I was merely speaking Latina, the way you did last week, Poppy.

Poppita 'Poppy' Fresh:
I was out sick for three weeks with the Sydney flu. My fever was so high, I was seeing koala bears.

Adam Rotchild Ryan:
Or was it pigs, as in "Bay of"?

Poppita 'Poppy' Fresh:
I wasn't in Cuba!

Adam Rotchild Ryan:
Actually, I think you didn't have the flu at all. Instead, isn't it true that you are secretly the internacional chapter president of the Hanson Fan Club? And have been on a goodwill mission to bring bad music to an island paradise that is 15 years behind us?

Poppita 'Poppy' Fresh:
Okay! I've tried everything! Aversion therapy. Alternative rock counseling. The Backstreet Boys. I can't shake my Hanson addiction. I'm so uncool.

Adam Rotchild Ryan:
Listening to Alanis is uncool. Listening to Hanson is pathetic.

Poppita 'Poppy' Fresh:
[crying] I need help.

Adam Rotchild Ryan:
You need me, chiquita.